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A website that creates a schedule for those attempting to climb the ballmer peak

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# ballmer-peak
http://alexcrist.github.io/ballmer-peak

A website that creates a schedule for those attempting to climb the [ballmer peak](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png). Brain child of the ballmer bois. Currently targets a BAC peak of 0.12.

## Ballmer peak?
 <img src="https://i.stack.imgur.com/pKSmx.png" alt="ballmer peak"/>

> The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

→ [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ballmer%20Peak)

## Features
- Creates a custom drink schedule to achieve the Ballmer Peak
- Shows a visualization of your BAC over time
- Plays a sound when the schedule says it's time to drink

## Notes
- Currently the system assumes you pound your drink instantly

## To do
- Add option for male / female
- Add option to specify target BAC

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